Yes, you should wear a suit instead of just a santa hat. We won't turn you away, but you will feel out of place. Santa knows its been a down economy. He laid off over 300 elves last year, but still maintains the highest level of elf employmenet over Keebler and Wonka. As such, when Santa finds a cheap suit, he wants to let you know about it. Early reports are that Walgreens has whole suits (coat, pants, hat and boot covers) for $15. No doubt manufactured in China and lined with Lead, these cheap suits will be perfect for you drunk santas. So get to Walgreens and buy one. Only 2 weeks left until Santarchy! |